Saturday, 30 April 2016

King of Snap Crackle and Pop weirdness

Northern Echo: Likeness of Michael Jackson made entirely out of Rice Krispies

The beauty is that you can take off the glasses and it's Ex-EastEnder's actor Dead Gaffney.

Spotter's Badge: Joanna

Tuesday, 26 April 2016

Monday, 25 April 2016

Sunday, 24 April 2016

Road diversion weirdness

Cambridge News: Road diversion markers go rogue

Yeah nah, just go any way you want. We no longer care.

Spotter's Badge: Oliver

Saturday, 23 April 2016

Night vision weirdness

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Not a single person caught by using night-vision goggles bought to clamp down on dog poo offenders

May I humbly suggest a change of use as detailed in this perfectly reasoned letter?

Spotter's Badge: Milo

Thursday, 21 April 2016

Queen's 90th birthday weird news round-up

Worcester News: Woman marks the Queen's 90th birthday by knitting life-sized sex doll

Lovely pearl necklace

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Newham Recorder: Ever wondered what the Queen gets up to on her day off?

She lets her hair down, slings on a T-shirt and makes prank calls to Conservative Central Office

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Watford Observer: Paper makes eye contact with woman who has baked a 'corgi-shaped' cake

It's not corgi-shaped, it's normal-shaped with a picture of a corgi on it.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Eastern Daily Press: One story - and that is one too many - to represent the million in local papers of town criers town crying about the Queen's birthday

Note the crowds in Thetford rapt - RAPT - at the good news.

Phantom yoghurt flinger weirdness

Shropshire Star: Somebody's throwing full yoghurt pots at cars in Shrewsbury

Tesco Value yoghurts. You bloody cheapskates.

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Wednesday, 20 April 2016

Tuesday, 19 April 2016

Frogs doing The Thingy weirdness

Great Yarmouth Mercury: RSPCA inspector called over concerns for frogs at a model village

Frogs found to be perfectly well, getting it on froggy style.

(But if I was a resident of a model village, I'd be terrified at the sight of 100s of randy giant frogs humping all over the High Street)

Spotter's Badge: Dave

Monday, 18 April 2016

Locked in the toilet weirdness

Kent Online: Man thought he was going to die of lack of oxygen after locking himself in the toilet

I rarely comment on the people in the photos, but this gent is a clear warning against letting Ant and Dec mate.

(And really, click through to this one. There's just so much going on it's untrue)

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Sunday, 17 April 2016

Friday, 15 April 2016

Dog learns to fly weirdness

Colchester Gazette: Dog learns to fly for TV show

"...after beating off the competition."

Is there no end to this mutt's talents?

Spotter's Badge: Justin

Thursday, 14 April 2016

Mystery drawings weirdness

Watford Observer: Drawings found under wallpaper

They're doing it wrong. You're supposed to write "I WILL KILL AGAIN" before wallpapering.

Spotter's Badge: TRT, Amy

Wednesday, 13 April 2016

Forgot to read the small print on his ticket to the Outdoor Shagathon Festival weirdness

Exeter Express and Echo: Devon man takes swingers festival to court after they refused to honour his Gentlemen's Earlybird Ticket

I know what you're thinking. There's no way on God's green Earth that he's 49 years old. But accounting does that to you. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Spotter's Badge: Nathan, and not Charlotte. Also Creepyteath

Town crier weirdness

Eastern Daily Press: Council meeting descends into anarchy over suggestion that towns could share a town crier

Brother against brother. Families torn apart. This could mean actual war.

Spotter's Badge: Pete

Monday, 11 April 2016

Thursday, 7 April 2016

Porcine weirdness

Thetford and Brandon Times: Pig causes delays on A11

A farm animal was also involved.

Spotter's Badge: Dave

Wednesday, 6 April 2016

One cross each, line on the left weirdness

Brighton Argus: Child crucifed

Harsh. When my mum found my porn, all that happened was that she told me to hide it better.

Monday, 4 April 2016

Plymouth weirdness

Plymouth Herald: Things thrown at man in restaurant

No indication what these things might have been.

Plymouth Herald: Police find suspect in his pants hiding in drawer under a bed

Plymouth is weird.

Spotter's Badge: Charlotte J x 2