Tuesday, 30 June 2015

Monday, 29 June 2015

Friday, 26 June 2015

Weird goings on in Cambridge Weirdness

Cambridge News: Naked man goes on rampage at Grantchester tea garden near Cambridge, jumps in river and barks at dog

"The incident happened near the home of best-selling author Lord Jeffrey Archer and Lady Mary Archer, who were pleased to miss the naked drama."

Spotter's Badge: Tim, who was also pleased to miss the naked drama

Thursday, 25 June 2015

Pants down the dunny weirdness

ABC Australia: Stop flushing your pants down the toilets, you idiots

Turn them inside out, they're good for at least another couple of days

Spotter's Badge: Dr Professor Sir Awesome

Tuesday, 23 June 2015

Time travel weirdness

Exeter Express and Echo: Exeter woman claims to have invented time travel

Time travel's more of a Torquay thing, to be honest. It's still the 1960s in many of their hotels.

Spotter's Badge: Clifford

Sunday, 21 June 2015

Saturday, 20 June 2015

Very specific number of gnomes weirdness

Exeter Express and Echo: 107 gnomes found outside woman's house

No more. No less. Somebody counted them.

But do they know how many gnomes it takes to fill the Albert Hall?

Wednesday, 17 June 2015

Phallus flag weirdness

Get Reading: There's a flag with a crudely-drawn penis on the first building you see when you arrive at Reading station

We had a friend at school whose nickname was "Phallus". When I asked somebody (in my innocence) why this was, I was told "Because he's a penis", which was fair enough. Teachers, eh?

Tuesday, 16 June 2015

Monday, 15 June 2015

Suspicious chalk marks weirdness

Dorset Echo: Simple island folk convinced they're being targeted by burglars

The real reason will BLOW YOUR MIND (It's a running club, and we presume your mind has remained unblown)

Saturday, 13 June 2015

Bad e-fit

Ipswich Star: This man has done some bad things

If you've seen him, introduce him to a decent tailor

Don't have nightmares.

Thursday, 11 June 2015

Derelict shopping centre question to which the answer in NO

Reading Post: Is soon-to-be-demolished shopping mall haunted?

No. No it is not.

I used to work there, and any activity therein will be local winos lost on their way to the reasonably-priced off licence opposite.

Wednesday, 10 June 2015

Monday, 8 June 2015

Sunday, 7 June 2015

Saturday, 6 June 2015

Creme Egg weirdness

East London Guardian: Has you seen this (suspected) Creme Egg vandal?

He's (allegedly) done Some Bad Shit. Innocent until proven guilty, an' all that.

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Thursday, 4 June 2015

Wednesday, 3 June 2015

Tuesday, 2 June 2015