King of Snap Crackle and Pop weirdness

Northern Echo: Likeness of Michael Jackson made entirely out of Rice Krispies

The beauty is that you can take off the glasses and it's Ex-EastEnder's actor Dead Gaffney.

Spotter's Badge: Joanna

Black cat weirdness

Worcester News: Man claims this is a photo of the Worcester Panther

He's an idiot.

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Meanwhile...

Hemel Today: Is this a big cat stalking Chaulden Lane in Hemel Hempstead?

No.

Spotter's Badge: Thomas

Name change weirdness

North Devon Journal: Man changes his name to Buzz Lightyear because REASONS

The reason being this: He's an idiot.

Spotter's Badge: Jon S

Goose on the loose weirdness

Tamworth Herald: Goose runs amok in small village

Goose pictured to scale.

Spotter's Badge: Farah

Zombie outbreak weirdness

Shropshire Star: Shrewsbury couple prepared for a zombie outbreak

Good thinking. Wolverhampton's not far away, after all.

Spotter's Badge: Sarah

Circus-related crime weirdness

Stroud News: Man dressed as clown (pictured above, presumably) steals Lib Dem poster

Come on, you've got to be funny in the head to do that. Eh? EH? Suit yourselves.

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Road diversion weirdness

Cambridge News: Road diversion markers go rogue

Yeah nah, just go any way you want. We no longer care.

Spotter's Badge: Oliver

Night vision weirdness

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Not a single person caught by using night-vision goggles bought to clamp down on dog poo offenders

May I humbly suggest a change of use as detailed in this perfectly reasoned letter?

Spotter's Badge: Milo

World's Best Ever Newspaper Apology Weirdness

Hull Daily Mail: Look, just click through and read it. It's magnificent

No, really. Do it. DO IT.

Spotter's Badge: Ian, Al, Everybody

Queen's 90th birthday weird news round-up

Worcester News: Woman marks the Queen's 90th birthday by knitting life-sized sex doll

Lovely pearl necklace

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Newham Recorder: Ever wondered what the Queen gets up to on her day off?

She lets her hair down, slings on a T-shirt and makes prank calls to Conservative Central Office

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Watford Observer: Paper makes eye contact with woman who has baked a 'corgi-shaped' cake

It's not corgi-shaped, it's normal-shaped with a picture of a corgi on it.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Eastern Daily Press: One story - and that is one too many - to represent the million in local papers of town criers town crying about the Queen's birthday

Note the crowds in Thetford rapt - RAPT - at the good news.

Phantom yoghurt flinger weirdness

Shropshire Star: Somebody's throwing full yoghurt pots at cars in Shrewsbury

Tesco Value yoghurts. You bloody cheapskates.

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Ghostly Tina Turner fan weirdness

Lancashire Telegraph: Local paper looks back at the time a pub was haunted by the ghost of a Tina Turner fan

It's wasn't a ghost - it was just steamy windows. Caused by body heat.

Spotter's Badge: Norbet

Frogs doing The Thingy weirdness

Great Yarmouth Mercury: RSPCA inspector called over concerns for frogs at a model village

Frogs found to be perfectly well, getting it on froggy style.

(But if I was a resident of a model village, I'd be terrified at the sight of 100s of randy giant frogs humping all over the High Street)

Spotter's Badge: Dave

Locked in the toilet weirdness

Kent Online: Man thought he was going to die of lack of oxygen after locking himself in the toilet

I rarely comment on the people in the photos, but this gent is a clear warning against letting Ant and Dec mate.

(And really, click through to this one. There's just so much going on it's untrue)

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Big Cat Question To Which The Answer Is No

Worcester News: Is mauled deer carcass evidence of a panther on the loose near Worcester?

No, you dimwits. It's foxes eating roadkill. Roadkill mowed down by a car driven by a panther, mind you.

Kentucky Fried Weirdness

Gloucestershire Echo: Did you drop your KFC meal? The Gloucestershire Echo is looking after it for you

The five second rule does not apply

Spotter's Badge: Everybody

Dog learns to fly weirdness

Colchester Gazette: Dog learns to fly for TV show

"...after beating off the competition."

Is there no end to this mutt's talents?

Spotter's Badge: Justin

Mystery drawings weirdness

Watford Observer: Drawings found under wallpaper

They're doing it wrong. You're supposed to write "I WILL KILL AGAIN" before wallpapering.

Spotter's Badge: TRT, Amy

Forgot to read the small print on his ticket to the Outdoor Shagathon Festival weirdness

Exeter Express and Echo: Devon man takes swingers festival to court after they refused to honour his Gentlemen's Earlybird Ticket

I know what you're thinking. There's no way on God's green Earth that he's 49 years old. But accounting does that to you. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Spotter's Badge: Nathan, and not Charlotte. Also Creepyteath

Town crier weirdness

Eastern Daily Press: Council meeting descends into anarchy over suggestion that towns could share a town crier

Brother against brother. Families torn apart. This could mean actual war.

Spotter's Badge: Pete

Rubbish superhero weirdness

Hull Daily Mail: Self-styled superhero sells his costume on Ebay

His reign of terror is over.

Condom harassment weirdness

Bury Times: Man sent condom through the post to woman

Used, otherwise it wouldn't be here. The terrible bastard.

Spotter's Badge: Charlotte.

Mr Paparazzi weirdness

Geelong Advertiser: Former Mr Paparazzi is now mayor of Geelong, but he's been banned from using his mayoral robes and chain except on official business

Darryn, you're a star.

Spotter's Badge: Claudine

Clockwork cucumber weirdness

Irish Mirror: Man finds vibrator on the beach

Strangely enough, his wife didn't want it.

Dog up a tree weirdness

Bournemouth Echo: Firefighters called to rescue dog from tree, only to find out it's a cat

So they left it there.

Porcine weirdness

Thetford and Brandon Times: Pig causes delays on A11

A farm animal was also involved.

Spotter's Badge: Dave

One cross each, line on the left weirdness

Brighton Argus: Child crucifed

Harsh. When my mum found my porn, all that happened was that she told me to hide it better.

Bad E-fit

Cambridge News: This man has done something really quite unpleasant and I hope they catch him soon

But honestly: Like Bobby Charlton looking through a hole in a sheet.

Plymouth weirdness

Plymouth Herald: Things thrown at man in restaurant

No indication what these things might have been.

Plymouth Herald: Police find suspect in his pants hiding in drawer under a bed

Plymouth is weird.

Spotter's Badge: Charlotte J x 2

Road blessing weirdness

The Journal: Priests to bless roads in effort to bring down traffic death toll

The following day's headline: Group of priests mown down in road-blessing tagedy

Dead parrot weirdness

Sevenoaks Chronicle: Popular pub parrot found dead clutching a pork scratching

Beautiful plumage.

Spotter's Badge: Mike

Road rage weirdness

Chronicle Live: Man overturns his car in chase after meeting his nemesis at a dog show

Crappy place to have a nemesis, to be honest.

Spotter's Badge: Sidge