Saturday, 29 August 2015

Sex toy weirdness

Bexley News Shopper: Woman is a professional sex toy tester

Unforntunately, she works in a large insurance office, so awkward.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Friday, 28 August 2015

Bad E-Fit

Ealing Today: This man has done bad things

Such as appearing on the picture cover of an early-80s post-punk 7-incher

Don't have nightmares.

Thursday, 27 August 2015

Wednesday, 26 August 2015

Egggggg weirdness

Cheddar Valley Gazette: Cheddar plagued by phantom drive-by eggers

Makes a change from the usual drive-by cheesing

Spotter's Badge: The Quirker

Tuesday, 25 August 2015

Monday, 24 August 2015

Angry seagull weirdness

Bridgwater Mercury: Stop calling the police over seagulls, say police

Spotter's guide. A seagull is a large white bird (above). A criminal is not (below)

Alles klar? Good.

Sunday, 23 August 2015

Dog stuck in pram weirdness

Wiltshire Times: Labrador rescued after getting stuck in pram

Picture is unrelated. The article only had a generic shot, so I Googled "Labrador pram". Why he's looking for a pram up a dog's arse is anybody's question, but that's dog shows for you.

Saturday, 22 August 2015

Nissan Micra weirdness

Scunthorpe Telegraph: Pensioner clocked doing 100mph in a one-litre Nissan Micra

I checked. This particular model has a top speed of 96mph, so well done that man.

Spotter's Badge: The Quirker

Thursday, 20 August 2015

Wednesday, 19 August 2015

Machete and Cider Weirdness

Derbyshire Times: Man found wielding machete was trying to make a Bear Grylls-type TV programme called 'Naked and Alone'

The full name of his proposed programme was "Naked and Alone and Eating Ice Cream Straight Out Of The Tub Because The Girl At The Chip Shop Ignored Me Again Oh God I'm So Lonely"

Picked up by ITV Be.

Spotter's Badge: Kerry

Monday, 17 August 2015

Estate Agent Weirdness

Fleet News and Mail: Estate agent turns to Game of Thrones for publicity

Because murder, revenge, war and incest can only improve the reputation of their profession.

Thursday, 13 August 2015

Wednesday, 12 August 2015

The bad e-fit motherlode

Ipswich Star: The best of bad e-fits - Essex and Suffolk edition

This is what happens if you splice Ian Beale and Freddie Mercury together.

Don't have nightmares.

Monday, 10 August 2015

Bad e-fit angry person double bill

Herts and Essex Observer: This man has done some bad things

A bad e-fit AND an angry person. What a double whammy.

Don't have nightmares.

Thursday, 6 August 2015

Wednesday, 5 August 2015

Tuesday, 4 August 2015

Monday, 3 August 2015

Saturday, 1 August 2015

My Little Pony weirdness

Liverpool Echo: My Little Pony convention is OFF

Just look at the disappointment on the lad's face. He's crushed.

Spotter's Badge: Mal