Wednesday, 19 August 2015

Machete and Cider Weirdness

Derbyshire Times: Man found wielding machete was trying to make a Bear Grylls-type TV programme called 'Naked and Alone'

The full name of his proposed programme was "Naked and Alone and Eating Ice Cream Straight Out Of The Tub Because The Girl At The Chip Shop Ignored Me Again Oh God I'm So Lonely"

Picked up by ITV Be.

Spotter's Badge: Kerry

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