Thursday, 31 December 2015

Star Wars Jedi Master weirdness

Colchester Gazette: Self-styled Jedi Obi-Mark Kenobi hauled before the beak for trying to clear Clacton of the Dark Side by chasing people with a shovel. Guilty as charged

"Your father's shovel. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a hedge trimmer."

Spotter's Badge: Steve

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