Clocks go back first world problems

Bexley News Shopper: Man blames local council not putting the clock back on the local clock tower for his getting home an hour early to see a mid-table football match on Sky Sports, because there's nothing in this world worse than sitting through an hour of football build-up

Frankly, this one should be in Angry People in Local Newspapers, but his photo looked far too smug, and I've standards to maintain.

Spotter's Badge: Neil