Saturday, 30 July 2016

Alien abduction weirdness

Northern Echo: Man caught breaking into pensioners' porch 'was trying to escape from aliens'

"When the issue of compensation was mentioned, Mr Moroney spoke out again to say he would be unable to pay for the £150-worth of damage caused. He claimed his only source of income came from occasional work as a mobile stripper."

Spotter's Badge: Greg

Wednesday, 27 July 2016

Hospital cat weirdness

Epping Forest Guardian: Cat spotted checking into A&E

"Yeah, I woke up this morning and I was a cat... are you listening to me?"

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Tuesday, 26 July 2016

Swan v model boats weirdness

East Anglia Daily Times: Swan has personal grudge against model boat club

The last photo is a real tear-jerker

[Titanic music starts playing]

Spotter's Badge: Karl, Katie, Chris

Wednesday, 20 July 2016

Big cat wedding weirdness

Plymouth Herald: Couple's wedding at risk after lynx escapes from zoo

This is exactly what happened at the Herald picture desk:

"How big d'you reckon one of these cats is?"

"Ooooh, I'll just take a guess at... there"

"Nailed it. What about its shadow?"

"Lynx don't have shadows, IDIOT"

Spotter's Badge: Ed

Tuesday, 19 July 2016

Udder tampering weirdness

York Press: Udder-tampering scandal rocks Great Yorkshire Show

Did one of these people tamper with an udder? We will never know.

Spotter's Badge: George, Everybody

Wednesday, 13 July 2016

Mystery chair weirdness

Kent Online: Man finds chair

Is it a ducking stool? A prop for kinky sex acts? Or simply the one chair the DFS sale could never shift? WE SHALL NEVER KNOW

Spotter's Badge: Amanda

Friday, 1 July 2016