Lost cat weirdness

Bournemouth Echo: Boyfriend drove off with cat on the roof of his van

It's like that old Disney film: The time a cat got driven away on the roof of my boyfriend's van and didn't come home

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Getting Buddhism completely wrong weirdness

Hull Daily Mail: Buddhist monk goes on car tyre slashing spree after stepping on insect

In the words of Neil from The Young ones: "Bad karma. Again."

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Not actually the British Kardashians weirdness

Bexley News Shopper: Family want to be reality TV superstars

I've only included this for the article comments, which are BRUTAL.

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Politician's new baby weirdness

Essex Echo: Tory councillor calls his new baby son Thatcher

THATCHER

Man with too much time on his hands weirdness

Crawley Observer: Home converted into spaceship

That's going to play merry hell with local property prices

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Most attractive man in Sussex weirdness

Brighton Argus: Vote for the most attractive man in Sussex

It is - as you'd expect - a cavalcade of pouting Derek Zoolanders. Except for Lee Tweed. Vote for Lee Tweed.

Drive-by yoghurt attack weirdness

Central Somerset Gazette: Drive-by yoghurt attack on crochet teacher's haberdashery leaves her shaken

You had me at "drive-by yoghurt attack"

Meanwhile, in Ireland

 The Irish News: Dungiven pub damaged in tumble dryer attack

You had me at "tumble dryer attack"

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