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Alan Shearer Weirdness

Chronicle Live: Could Alan Shearer stop roadworks in Newcastle?

No.

Spotter's Badge: Huw

Hole in one weirdness

UPI.com: Serial pooper targets Norwegian golf course

If affected, you may take a free drop. Or even use a new ball, I dunno

Spotter's Badge: Mark

ISIS recruitment weirdness

Epping Forest Guardian: Idiots don't get the joke over clearly fake Islamic State posters

I mean --- The Daily Express?!

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Naked cyclists vs British Legion weirdness

Clacton and Frinton Gazette: Veterans didn't fight in a World War to see people riding about in the nip

Hitler was an avowed naked cyclist, you see.

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Hand shandy weirdness

The NT News: Furious masturbator slapped with a month's jail

How furious was he? On a scale of one to ten?

Spotter's Badge: Cynthia

Quite a lot of birds weirdness

Southport Visiter no really they spell it like that: Is this the most birds ever seen on one roof?

Top tip: Don't try to tile your house with toast.

Spotter's Badge: Matthew