Thursday, 31 March 2016

Pheasant attack weirdness

Belfast Telegraph: Pheasant attacks jogger

I could tell straight away it was a bad'un. Look at the face mask

Spotter's Badge: Norbet, Everybody

Thursday, 24 March 2016

Wednesday, 23 March 2016

Tuesday, 22 March 2016

Message left in dog poo weirdness

Kent Messenger: Somebody stuck a passive-aggressive note in a dog shit

If you're going to make all that effort, at least learn to spell.

(And as one comment points out, the sign itself constitutes litter)

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Friday, 18 March 2016

Pork weirdness

Epping Forest Guardian: Pig escapes, gets as far as yoga class

Let's see it escape from this BACON SANDWICH oh god I've gone too far.

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Thursday, 17 March 2016

Monday, 14 March 2016

Racist car weirdness

Brighton Argus: (Actual headline) Child in hospital after being hit by Japanese car

Damn Japanese cars, coming over here, running over our kiddiewinks

Spotter's Badge: Angel

Friday, 11 March 2016

Sunday, 6 March 2016

ET Weirdness

Rossendale Free Press: Man finds ET in his coffee table

I don't know about you, but I'm getting traces of Ninja Turtle.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Saturday, 5 March 2016

Bad E-fit

Folkestone Herald: This man has done some bad things

Amongst them the heinous crime of wearing a flat cap several sizes too small. Also, having no arms.

Don't have nightmares.

Thursday, 3 March 2016

Run over by his own car weirdness

Falmouth Packet: Man run by his own car in Penryn town centre

Seriously --- you are small. Your car is big and heavy. If it decides to run off downhill on its own, don't try to stop it. You will die.

Wednesday, 2 March 2016

Tuesday, 1 March 2016

Judge's unfortunate turn of phrase weirdness

Gainsborough Standard: One-legged animal porn pervert told he has 'walked into trouble'

The pervert is the one with only one leg, not the animals. Because that would be WEIRD.

Spotter's Badge: Michael